Showing posts with label Clobberpaws. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clobberpaws. Show all posts

Monday, 10 January 2022

Of Sisters and Brothers...and Clobberpaws.

Tamara, Mommy, Bryn and Barley at CRF


Today I heard the very sad news that my Bryn's brother, Barley, left for the Bridge. I hope he was met by his "big" brother Harley, our precious Heather Burns, and all of the majestic wolfhounds waiting in the mist.

In honor of this majestic boy, here is an excerpt from Bryn's book, Clobberpaws, from Bryn's first meeting with her brother at the Carolina Renaissance Festival. We will see you again, big boy - now watch over your mum and dad because they miss you so much, and keep an eye on your little sister here. She has grown into the name Clobberpaws many times over, and I'm so grateful to have had time to spend with her big brother.



 

“I didn’t know I was a wolfhound till today, Barley. I just thought I was a greyhound like Daisy who was built wrong. I thought I deserved the name the greyhounds call me.” She hung her head.
“What name?” Barley asked, narrowing his eyes.
“Clobberpaws,” Bryn whispered. Barley was quiet for a long time, and then Bryn noticed that he seemed to be holding his breath. “Are you all right?” 
The large male wolfhound burst out with a deep, rumbling laugh that made Bryn smile in spite of herself. “Clobberpaws? Really?” he managed in between heaving gasps and more laughter. “You’re not even a big wolfhound, Bryn! What if your paws were the size of mine?” 
Bryn stared at Barley. “But I don’t like that they make fun of me,” she whined. 
“Oh, Bryn, wear that name as a badge of honor,” Barley replied, still chuckling. “When those thin-skinned lightweights get in trouble, we have to step in and take care of them because that’s what we do.” He paused a moment as the humans stopped to pick up something that had fallen down and took advantage of the moment to swipe one of his own huge paws past his cheek, satisfying an itch. 
“I did hear Mommy say that ancient Wolfhounds were the dogs of war…but is that what that means?” Bryn asked, eyes wide with wonder. 
“Yep. Some of them could pull a man off a horse,” Barley said, his chest swelling with pride. “So Clobberpaws is pretty accurate, I suppose.” 
They walked the rest of the way to their cars in silence as Bryn mulled over what he had said. Too soon, it seemed, Auntie Tamara and Uncle Marc were loading Barley into the car and getting ready to leave. “I will see you again, won’t I?” Bryn called as Barley stuck his head out the open car window. 
“Of course you will, little sister,” he replied. “Be kind to that greyhound sister of yours. She’s probably as unsure of you as you are of her.” 
“Maybe.” Bryn scowled a moment and then beamed a wolfish grin at her brother. “Love you, Barley!” she called out. 
“Backatcha,” he said, winking at her just before pulling his massive shaggy head back inside the car as Auntie Tamara rolled up the car window. 
Bryn positively floated to the car with Mommy. She had a brother who thought she was normal. NORMAL! Not Clobberpaws. She was a wolfhound, and that was all right. In fact, that was just perfect.

Monday, 5 October 2020

A Note from Bryn and Ciaragh's Mommy

 

I want to take a second to thank everyone that purchased an autographed copy of Bryn and Ciaragh's books during the BBH Virtual Vendor Showcase at the beginning of last month. As a result of your generosity, I was able to make a sizeable donation to the Irish Wolfhound Rescue of the Mid South. This money will specifically go to the Heather Burns Memorial Fund for Veteran Hounds, to help place and care for the older and more medically fragile Irish Wolfhounds that are often harder to place when they come into rescue. Céad míle go raibh maith agat!

Wednesday, 18 September 2019

Coming Soon - Clobberpaws Too!

Technically, these are Clobberpaws One, but I wanted to make sure that you HOLD THIS SPACE. (See what I did there?)

Saturday, 25 February 2017

Saturday, 24 September 2016

Monday, 6 June 2016

Friday, 27 May 2016

Friday, 29 April 2016

Slight hiatus...

I will be back soon with more pictures, I promise...but while I've got summat in mah mouf, Mommy is working very hard on my book: Clobberpaws. Watch this space for the big book cover reveal coming very, soon! (and thanks to Auntie Laze for this amazing photo!)